The day they closed the escalator

First it was a mother who who’s child’s clothing caught in some of the moving parts. Then it was an elderly man who complained of it going too fast. They had to slow it down and soon it required too many people to stand on it at once and this caused concerns with the Fire Marshall. Then someone raised complaints about the energy usage – they replaced the motors and the stairs went even slower. But most people didn’t want to bother any longer with the crowded contraption. One day without much fanfare the escalator was simply closed down, a simple sign placed at the bottom.

The Changelist

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Obama’s UN Push to Address US Credit Woes

The resolution is designed to encourage the World Bank and other international savings associations to help meet the needs of borrowers in all segments of the international community, including low- and moderate-risk nations.
An administrative spokesperson seemed to suggest that the resolution ‘is just one alternative’ that the Whitehouse is exploring in the event that Moody’s follows through with any measures to lower the US triple-A credit status.

The Do-Gooder

“Poor child – it’s such a downright shame,” said Mrs. Rathberg from down on the corner. “and you say she actually told her daughter that the monster would eat her if she didn’t behave?”

Sports Booster is Not-so-Hot Air

June 2023 – Some devotees of many popular O2 sports booster products are reeling this week after it was revealed that many of the mass produced ‘performance boosting’ air products are little more than filtered atmosphere.