I Don’t Have the Time & What Can One Person Do?

Two men lived in the forest.  They both farmed, kept livestock and hunted the land.  They were neighbors. One day the first man noticed that the wolves were getting closer to their steads so he went to the second man.  ”Come neighbor, we must go on patrol to fend off the wolves that are coming [...]

Bored to all Heaven

God is bored up in heaven after many many eternities passing. He’s bored because he knows everything, sees everything, can do everything, knows how everything even he does is going to turn out – major boring! So one day he decides to makes another version of himself so he can have someone to talk.  He [...]

The S.S. Administration

The idea was to show the power of the combined force of human cooperation. “Small ribs cut diagonally on both the outer and inner hull surfaces made the excess buoyancy of a solid craft completely unnecessary,” boasted a government planner. “We plan to promote good health while showing that this revolutionary design will not only be completely powered by the brute force of combined manpower, but the ribbed hull will channel the water around it so that very forward momentum will also keep it afloat!”

Primitive Reduction

The missionary was quite frustrated indeed. He needed to find some way to explain to these primitive men that the plate was harmless and was a better thing off which to eat their food. If he could not get them to do something as simple as eat off of dishes in a respectable manner, how could he ever hope to civilize them proper?

Hit The Sidewalk

What would a sidewalk say, if it could talk?