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September 2, 2012

To: Mr. John Galt

Twentieth Century Motor Company
201 W. Front Street
Starnesville, Wisconsin 53177

Dear Mister Galt,

It has come to my attention via newspaper reports that you have recently performed the first test of a remarkable motor, which promises to revolutionize our energy sector. As it has been explained to me, you’ve succeeded in overcoming a challenge in theoretical physics that has heretofore seemed insurmountable. I’m told you’ve produced, as a commercial device, a motor capable of drawing power from static electricity in the air. Congratulations on your achievement. I cannot overstate the importance of this invention to the future of the nation. It is of the future that I wish to speak.

As you know, British Petroleum’s accident in the Gulf of Mexico two years ago has wreaked enormous havoc. The resultant oil spill has been used as a pretense by our President to shut down all deep water drilling platforms. Though this situation was to be a “temporary moratorium”, it has become open ended. Oil continues to blacken American beaches, and so the pretext remains for keeping our wells inert. The recent revelations about President Obama’s financial relationship (Through Mr. Soros) to Brazilian Oil Company Petrobras does not seem to be making much difference politically, and the loss of the drilling platforms to Hugo Chavez’ Citgo will likely make reconstituting America’s drilling impossible even as it strengthens the People’s State of Venezuela.

Those damages pale, however, compared to the adoption of the Kerry-Lieberman American Power Act (APA) of 2010. Otherwise known as the “Cap and Trade” plan, this act promulgated by the administration (and supported by the National Resources Defense Council, the Environmental Protection Agency, the Center for American Progress etc), has truly crippled our nation. In 2011 alone, energy bills have necessarily skyrocketed as congress has mandated emissions limits on all producers of electricity.

The intent of the APA legislation was originally to address “Global Warming” but, once that became a less viable cover story, it was pitched to America as a way to transition from “suicidal grey capitalism” to a “green economy”. High energy rates, we have been told, are a “necessary sacrifice” in order to provide an “incentive structure to innovation”– i.e. in order to force the market to innovate technologically if human life is to continue. A man will spend $10 a gallon (equivalent) to move his car by solar originated electricity if the only alternative is $20 a gallon gasoline.

Now we are on the verge of collapse, our factories are silent. Our air may be clean but our children are starving. Our jobless crowd the streets, standing in line for Federal largesse. Our borders are threatened by the oil-dictatorships that have grown fat on our folly. The lights are going out on this, the last vestige of Western civilization. The only thing that can save us is your engine, so I’m making this urgent request of you:

Dismantle it.

I beg you: take a sledgehammer to every coil of that motor, bend its rotors, crush its cylinder, mangle it beyond reconstruction. Take every paper that contains the secret of your discovery and burn it. Swear your co-workers to secrecy, destroy your achievement, and walk away. Please, for the sake of your own love for existence and in the name of justice: Dismantle it.

And leave us to rot.

I know this may seem like a bizarre request, but America is starting to learn, you see. It is learning the connection between the actions of its leaders and economic destruction. They are beginning to hear a death rattle in the call for “shared sacrifice”. The masks are coming off. They are seeing the corruption, the obfuscation, the hatred of achievement, of ability, of success. Americans are starting to understand that their leaders are not rescuing them from disaster, but deliberately leading them to it. They are starting to rediscover the ideals of individualism, reason, constitutional government, rights and reality. They are starting to grow up, as thinkers and citizens. They will reach a tipping point soon, and make a final choice.

There is only one person that can stop the country from finally rejecting the Marxist/Fascist political philosophy that has brought sacrificial ovens and economic destruction to every continent upon which it has been tried. There’s only one person that can rescue and vindicate the plans of President Obama and his minions: You.

YOU can save them. By bringing your motor to market. By flooding the world with cheap clean electricity. “See?”, President Obama will say, “I told you I knew best.” Even as he mops his brow with relief over his unexpected reprieve. You will buy them a decade, or a year, or a week, in which to further enslave and confuse us.

Yes, Mr. Galt, your motor could save the world from collapse. But the world does not deserve saving. Not as it is.  Let us rot. Until we learn our folly. Until we learn to say “no”. Until we rediscover liberty. May that day come quickly.

With gratitude for your achievement,

Mrs. Frank O’Connor
10000 Tampa Avenue
Chatsworth, CA 91311

PS– I hear Ouray is lovely this time of year.

Richard Gleaves Richard Gleaves
Uncommon Sense
Rebirth of Reason: Richard Gleaves
YouTube:’This is John Galt Speaking’

Parable #9: The Navigation System

Posted: May 26, 2010 by xcowboy2 in Fiction, Parables

Once upon a time, a young man walked into his local electronic store to purchase a GPS navigation system for his car. He was assured by the salesperson that the Navigon 2100 was the ultimate in directional technology. It was time-tested, infallible, and never made an error. “How do you know it’s good?” asked the young man. The salesman smiled and said- “I just know in my heart. Anyone who truly knows electronics will tell you that what I say is true”. The young man didn’t want to be exposed as ignorant (he prided himself on being technologically minded) and so he purchased the Navigon 2100 and installed it the next day.

On his first drive, the young man set out to the grocery store. It was a Friday afternoon at rush hour. The Navigon proclaimed “Turn right at the next intersection”. He complied, and found himself turning the wrong way onto a one way street. Cars rushed towards him, he veered, and pulled into a vacant lot, mud splashing his passenger windows.

Hmm. He thought. I hope the salesman kows what he’s talking about. I must have done something wrong or misinterpreted the directions.

On his second drive the next day, he set out for his girlfriend’s house. The Navigon piped up “turn left here” and, though he was certain the direction was wrong, the young man complied. He found himself on a dead end back street, lost, and found that the Navigon had no further advice to give. He spent that whole saturday backtracking his route. After much trial and error he found his way back home.

This is ridiculous, he thought, and that night he tore the Navigon off of his dashboard and took it back to the electronics store. “This system is exactly backwards!” He shouted. “Everything it tells me is the exact opposite of what I know I should do! It’s going to get me killed!”. The salesperson sneered “You just don’t understand electronics.”

The young man left the store, determined to never make the same mistake again.

The next morning he went to church. He was told that the teachings of Jesus were time-tested, infallible, and never made an error.

How do you know? He asked the preacher. “I just feel it in my heart.” Was the reply.

And the young man went out into the world with his Bible in hand. It told him to love his enemies, forgive those who stole from him, to sacrifice his values, to spurn money, to feel guilty about sex, to give up, to be meek, to ‘consider the lilies of the field’ and not be productive. He was taught that pride goeth before the fall, that this life was a veil of tears to be suffered through, that death was the true aim of life and that happiness after death was the greatest goal to be achieved. He listened, and turned away from this life and towards the next. He turned away from joy, veered from success, avoided pleasure, backed away from self-esteem, gave the right of way to others, yielded to authority, and found himself at the end of his life at a dead end having never reached any destination.

Hmm. He thought. I hope the preacher kows what he’s talking about…

And he never saw the connection.

Richard Gleaves Richard Gleaves
Uncommon Sense
Rebirth of Reason: Richard Gleaves
YouTube:’This is John Galt Speaking’

Parable #8: Morgan Stanley

Posted: April 14, 2010 by xcowboy2 in Based on a true story, Fiction, Parables

Morgan Stanley sat on a wall

Morgan Stanley had a great fall

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men

Could put Morgan together again.

But they damn well shouldn’t….

Richard Gleaves Richard Gleaves
Uncommon Sense
Rebirth of Reason: Richard Gleaves
YouTube:’This is John Galt Speaking’

Once upon a time in the small fishing community of Sodom-on-the-Potomac, a woman gave birth to a very unusual child.

Some babies are born a bit blue, some run a bit red. But as the doctor lifted this infant by its legs and raised it to the morning light, its mother could see this child was a deep, lovely shade of… violet!

Some would even say ultraviolet, so startling was the boy’s skin.

When the doctor spanked the child, another attribute was revealed– a stentorian set of lungs:

“Waaaaahhhh!!”, it yelled. “WAAAAAAAAH”!!

As the boy grew, both his color and his lung power became more vivid. His mother learned to give the child anything he wanted, from the smallest trifle to lavish parties, otherwise he would stamp his little purple feet and scream:


This is how the child got his name: More.

More grew to be a strapping young man. Well fed, of course, and tall for his age. He would strut up and down the street admiring himself in the plate glass of the neighbor shops, then saunter through whichever doorway he chose and walk out with whatever he liked. Without paying.

It was so easy.

You see, the people of Sodom-on-Potomac were easy to manipulate, for the town possessed a shameful secret: racism. The town elders had built on land stolen from the indigenous green skinned people with the labor of slaves imported from the land of the plaid folk. Their descendants naturally felt remorse for this shameful history, despite the fact that it occurred five thousand years before. They felt acute guilt for it and were keenly conscious of practicing any injustice on a person of differing skin. The Sodom-folk (never call them the other name) were decidedly beige themselves, with a tendency towards burnt umber– vaguely the color of toffee or toast— so, with his skin of violent violet, More stuck out like a bright bruise upon the body politic.

The people gave him what he wanted, when he wanted, lest anyone make the horrid accusation…

“Racist!” said More, when he was seven and the local druggist refused to let him read a comic book off the rack.

“Racist!” said More, when he was nine and the umpire called a strike against him.

“Racist!” said More, when he was thirteen and didn’t like his haircut.

“Racist!” said More, when he was fourteen and his teacher requested an overdue assignment.

“Racist!” he shouted, when he was sixteen and the girl he liked laughed in his face.

“Racist!” he shouted, when his mom told him to clean his room.

“Racist!” he shouted, when he wanted to ride shotgun.

“Racist!” he yelled, when he was turned down for a job.

“Racist!” he yelled, when he lost his first election for town council.

“Racist!” he yelled, when the voters threatened to vote someone else in as mayor.

And that’s how More succeeded. He got his comic book, his trophies, his mohawk, his A+.

He got laid, got hired, got rich, got famous, and got elected to high office. On the strength of one little word.

He did as he pleased when he pleased. He tripled the budget, emptied the treasury, threw parties for himself, passed laws to punish his enemies, and generally answered to no one. He trusted that the magic word would solve all problems, and in the face of every adversity he cried it out, bellowing with his magnificent bullhorn of a voice: RACIST!!!

Until Les came along.

Leslie Teabagger was a pixieish waif of a girl from another town over the hill. Her people did not believe that the sins of the fathers were visited upon their children. They did not feel guilt for the evils perpetrated by long-dead ancestors, for those who were dust could not possibly reflect on those that were flesh.

She moved into Sodom-on-the-Potomac during More’s tempestuous second term. She moved into a house down by the fish hatcheries, where she began work.

Within a week on her new job, she had seen corruption, cronyism, distortions of law and common sense. She saw regulations that had no purpose but to please the whim of the mayor. She saw utter nonsense, manipulations and theft perpetrated by bureaucratic bullies. And, everywhere, unprecedented waste.

She was appalled.

Leslie saw that Mayor More was destroying his city, and she decided to do something about it.

So she picketed City Hall.

Alone, she trudged back and forth before the marble steps. She carried a picket that read “Stop the Insanity” on one side and “Limited Government Now” on the other. Back and forth she went, hour by hour, as a crowd gathered to watch.

After some time, she was joined by others. A few picketers became a dozen, then a hundred, then the square was teeming with protestors.

Mayor More heard about the situation from an aide. A crowd of protesting townsfolk? It was astonishing! But no matter. He could deal with them easily.

He strode out onto the steps of City Hall.

He looked down and the seething mass of protestors, smiled, and inhaled….

“Racists!” he yelled.

“Boo!” they yelled back.

Yelled back? How could this be? Perhaps they had not heard?

“Racists!!” he shouted, more loudly.

“Boo!!” the crowd responded, just as before.

This was inconceivable. The secret, magical, wonderful word had never failed him before! He had but to whisper it and the world would crumple to his will! What had happened? Why were the people not cowed?

“RACISTS!” He yelled at the top of his lungs. “RACIST! RACIST! RAACIIIISTS!!!!”

And More’s voice finally broke.

He went silent, having stripped his vocal cords. His hand went to his throat. His powerful voice was gone.

The mayor sagged and dropped onto on the marble stair, looking up helplessly at the angry toffee-brown faces of the townsfolk.

The people parted, and a figure emerged from amongst them…

The Mayor gazed– for the first time– upon Les, the Teabagger woman who had defeated him, and he understood how she had done it…

He found the answer in her proud stance… in the way she held her head defiantly against the blue sky…

He found the answer in her guiltless smile….

… and in her beautiful violet skin.

Richard Gleaves Richard Gleaves
Uncommon Sense
Rebirth of Reason: Richard Gleaves
YouTube:’This is John Galt Speaking’

Parable #6: The Bowing Chicken

Posted: April 14, 2010 by xcowboy2 in Fiction, Parables, Political Fiction

Once upon a time in a small white farm on the edge of the frontier, a chicken was voted leader of the barnyard. She was a particularly fine chicken: robust and cheerful, with smooth orange and white feathers. Her sharp little beak was particularly adept at pecking small seeds out of the dust, and she was well liked and admired by both the other chickens and her fellow animals.

The old dog that had previously been barnyard leader took her aside on her first day.

“Chicken,” he said, “the most important job in this barnyard is to protect yer fellow animals from predators. The farmer built a nice fence around the property, but now ‘n then some varmint’ll get in and try to make off with one of the young ‘uns. I figgered the best thing was to set a watch every night. The horse took the first shift, and the cows the second and…”

“Cluck cluck cluck!” said the chicken. “You’re not the leader anymore, dog. Elections have consequences. I’ll be making the decisions from now on. If varmints are attacking us, I’ll know how to deal with them!”

“How, then?” asked the dog.

“Reason, of course! Just like when the pigs wanted to eat Horse’s corn! I reasonedwith them. And now everything is fine.”

“It ain’t the same! A fox ain’t a pig. And a wolf ain’t a horse. They don’t live on a farm with reasons and rules. They’re wild beasts!”

“Cluck cluck cluck” said the hen, “Go back to your doghouse and let someone smart run things!”

The dog wagged his head sorrowfully, his jowls flapping, and loped off to his little doghouse to chew an old bone.

The chicken skittered about the yard, giving orders. “Cluck cluck cluck!” she sang, “Everybody work! Make your eggs and cheese! So say I: the barnyard ruler. I do what I please!”

And the little farm obeyed.

The sun sank low on the frontier plains. The animals climbed under their straw and went to bed. The chicken flew to her roost at the tippest-top of the old white barn and tucked her head under her wing.

“Baa!” came a sudden bleat, just as the moon cleared the farmhouse roof. “Thief! Thief!”

“Cluck cluck cluck!” cried the chicken, and she flew down to the sheep corral. “Why are you bleating, you foolish sheep?”

“There! There! By the bushes! A baa-baa-burglar!!”

The chicken trundled over to the bushes and, in the moonlight, saw a raccoon attempting to climb back through the fence. His arms were full of cabbages and carrots, and he was having difficulty.

“Halt, thief!” she said “You will drop those things now!”

“Who says?” said the raccoon, his beady little eyes narrowing behind his mask.

“I, the ruler of the barnyard!”. She tried to sound impressive.

“I don’t wanna. I got twenty hungry babies in a log by the river. We got nothin’. Why should you guys get dese lettuces? We’re starving. We need these carrots more den youse do! I’m taking dese carrots and dese lettuces.”

The chicken cocked her head.

“That sounds reasonable.” She said. “Oh, noble raccoon. Let me apologize for the farmer’s greed. We need to share with our fellows and redistribute the barnyard’s bounty. My apologies for our selfishness”. And then, with an impressive flourish of her wing, she bowed low before the raccoon.

Then she raised her head. The raccoon the carrots and the lettuce were gone.

“You shouldn’t a’ done that. Now the farmer will have to sell our eggs and milk.”

The chicken turned to see the old dog frowning at her. He turned about and loped into the night.

The next day, the chicken strutted about the barnyard.

“Cluck, cluck cluck!” she sang. “Everybody work! Make your eggs and cheese! So say I: the barnyard ruler. I do what I please!”

And another day passed on the farm.

That night she was dreaming of sunflower seeds when “Neigh!” a deafening cry broke the night!

“Cluck cluck cluck!” She cried, and flew to the stable. “What has happened?” she asked the horse.

“A fox! A fox has been in the henhouse! And he’s been drinking the milk!” the old nag whinnied.

She turned and saw a red-tailed fox scurrying through the window, his arms full of eggs.

“Halt, thief!” she cried “You will drop those babies now!”

“Who says?” said the fox, his tail curling into a question mark.

“I, the ruler of the barnyard!”. She tried to sound dangerous. She puffed up the feathers on her chest.

“But I was ruler first!” said the fox, wiping a milk mustache from his upper lip. “This was once an open field where the foxes played in the grass. We were at one with nature. Until the evil farmer kicked us off our own lands! These eggs are reparations, until we are given the right of return!”

The chicken cocked her head.

“That sounds reasonable.” said the chicken. “Oh handsome fox, let me extend my apology for the suffering the evil farmer has inflicted upon you. Take our eggs and milk with my blessing!” She raised a wing and bowed low to the ground. When she raised her eyes, the Fox and the eggs were gone.

“Foolish chicken!”

She turned to see the old dog in the stable doorway.

“Now the farmer will have no lettuce, no carrots, no milk and no eggs. He will have to kill one of us and send us to market.”

And the old dog loped away.

The next day was chaos on the farm. Raccoons came and went, taking everything they could. The foxes were nesting in the old hound’s doghouse. Worst of all, two little piglets had been taken for slaughter.

The smell of blood hung thickly in the air. The chicken perched high on a fence post, and called an impromptu press conference.

“Cluck cluck cluck!” she sang. “Everything is bad! Work hard just the same! I inherited this mess. So the dog is to blame!”

The animals mobbed the old hound, picking him up and carrying him away.

“You’re making a mistake!” He barked. “There’s blood in the air! Something will smell it! Something bad will come tonight!”

The animals heaved and– with a yip!– they threw the dog over the fence. He was never to return.

And a crimson sunset descended on the tiny farm.

In her perch high above, the pompous little chicken tried to sleep. She thought about the warning of the old dog. Was she being foolish? Should she put a watch on the farm? Was there really a danger? She couldn’t imagine how the world could be all that dangerous. She had lived all her life in a neat little barnyard. She’d been pampered and spoiled. She’d never faced hardship or battle. The dog and horse and the cow and the other strong animals were just dumb brutes. They chose force when reason was obviously the better alternative.

She wondered now, might the world be wild after all- somewhere beyond the furrowed fields and neat little hogpens- a wild, wild world?

She put her head under her wing and drifted to sleep.

Sometime after midnight, cries erupted all around the barnyard! Animals were bleating and running, scurrying and leaping! They honked and snorted and mooed!

“Wolves!” they cried! “Wolves!”

The little chicken didn’t know what to do. She fluttered down, jumping from place to place, wings over her eyes. She caught a glimpse of grey fur, saw hulking forms pouncing on defenseless creatures. She saw a sheep stamping her hooves in terror as she was devoured.

The night was full of growls.

“Cluck cluck cluck!” she dithered. “Oh dear, oh dear!” she hid in an overturned barrel, peeking out through the slats. She trembled as a long grey snout appeared at the opening, and feral eyes glinted in the moonlight. She was about to be eaten!

Then she heard a moo from above and she saw a hoof flash out- knocking the wolf aside! Through slats in the barrel she saw cows and horses forming a defensive ring around the other animals. She heard the blast of the farmer’s shotgun.

She heard the voice of the old dog!

“They’re on the run! Everybody stick together. Watch the young ‘uns! Those wolves can’t get us now! No thanks to that stupid, stupid chicken!”

Her feathers on end, she scrambled out of the barrel and perched on top.

“This isn’t MY fault!” She cried. “The dog has brought the wolves upon us! He is staging a coup!”

“A coop?” asked the dog.

“A coup! A rebellion. A mutiny! The dog is a radical extremist! This is a plot to take over our barnyard! You– You just don’t like chickens!

“This has nothin’ to do with likin’ chickens! This is yer fault! Don’t you get it? You stupid piece of unplucked poultry! You can’t negotiate with wild things!

“You can so!” Said the chicken. “Watch!” and she fluttered over the fence and out of the barnyard.

As she landed on the other side, the chicken stopped and looked around. She’d never been off the farm before! The world outside was dark, gloomy. The moon shone down on tangled weeds and muddy ditches, on thorny brambles and gnarled branches that reached down as if to snatch her away. Yellow eyes peered from the dark.

“Cluck cluck cluck!” she murmured to herself. She didn’t like the world one bit!

Then the Great Wolf appeared.

He padded from the shadows towards her, stopping a foot away. He was muscular, immense, grey, scarred and ragged. She could feel his hot breath.

The chicken cocked her head.

He looked reasonable.

“Oh, noble wolf!” she said, ignoring his rows of teeth. “I am here to apologize for offending you. Too long has the farm shut out your great people. Too long have we been selfish and stubborn– never seeing the wolf’s side of things! Let us open a dialog in hopes of reaching a mutual agreement to mutual interest. All animals are brothers and it is my greatest wish that we live together in peace and friendship!”

And, with a flourish of her wing, she bowed low before the Great Wolf.

The last thing the chicken ever knew was the sensation of teeth on the back of her neck…

Richard Gleaves Richard Gleaves
Uncommon Sense
Rebirth of Reason: Richard Gleaves
YouTube:’This is John Galt Speaking’